What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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