- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Whose your daddy? Not me

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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