This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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The FCC

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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