Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Immigration Laws

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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