- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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