- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

2 black kids walk into school

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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