Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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