Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Guess What??? Ur Murr

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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