- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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