- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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