A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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