- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

binladin walks into the american seals

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??