- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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