- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock Knock. Not home.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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