What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A man died.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I like that, but why am I happy?

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Julian Ha.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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