- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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