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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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