- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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