Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Click here to end the world.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A Chinese man fails a math test

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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