A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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