how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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