- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

penis. nuff said.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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