what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Ily bae

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

8

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...