- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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