How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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