What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Potato salad

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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