A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Dallas Cowboys

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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No joke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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