How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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i have aids and a chode

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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