Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

A black man killed someone

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

womens rights

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Women rights..

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Ruller

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

An antijoke

An iguana walks out of a bar

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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