Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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balls in ya mouf

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potato

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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P0P T4Rt

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87

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CHEEZECAKE

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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I love you very much.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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