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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Ruller

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Kenny G

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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