- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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