Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Jews for Jesus

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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