What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

American healthcare.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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