A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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