- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Johnny just finished his pie.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

wanna hear a joke? no

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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