live babies

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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No joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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wat?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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