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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

balls in ya mouf

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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