What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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