whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Laura Pratz..

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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9/11.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Anti Joke

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