nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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this is not a joke.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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45.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Global Warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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