- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Jess Burns

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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