Knock Knock Come in!

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

DERP

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

William Raines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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