Gay rights.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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