- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

hey guys im gay

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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