- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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