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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A black man walks out of a police station

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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