- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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