What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Alchohol.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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