- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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