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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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