Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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No antijoke here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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