A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Gay rights.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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