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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.