- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What is green and slow Grass.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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