- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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