you give like i give lomain

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

why did the black guy die? cancer

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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