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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Granny porn!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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