- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Men's rights

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Justin Bieber.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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