- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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