- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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