- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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