- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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