- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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