There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Caramel Boing.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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