A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Gay rights.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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