- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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