- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

that wall over there ->

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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