if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Get up Look in the mirror

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Women's Soccer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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