why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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