Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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