A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Once, I went to Peru.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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