Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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