What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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