Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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