- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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