what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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