- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why are balck people black because they are

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Dwarf Shortage

who is really lanky? james cornish

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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