What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Women's Soccer.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Get up Look in the mirror

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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