Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A house comes around the corner.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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