- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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