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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

why dont they make black forks

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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