What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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