- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

i like turtles

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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