- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Knock knock It's open, come in

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