A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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