See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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i hate non minorities!

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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