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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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