Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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